Mystery Men

I always wanted to grow up to be just like COL, so here's my chance! One is a Yeka Star, the other might grow up to be in the Yeka Football league. One is soon to contact the Mirinova Shiduchim SOS hotline, the other is practicing using his vocal cords to Sing along with Chavlogs, or maybe to Name the SInger, or maybe just to sing the Yeka National Anthem. Both of them were spotted by our sneaky photographer, who is not so sneaky, and will take pictures of anyone and anything, at anytime in any place. Can you identify them?

This was an unpaid advertisement. yekaland and it's affiliates are unaffiliated with collive and it's affiliated affiliates. This op-ed does not necessarily reflect the views of Yekatrinoslav Inc. Comments will not be moderated, as any op-ed without 1,465,732 comments is not a successful op-ed. We hope to bring you some more New Engagements in the near future, and can't wait to celebrate with long time Yekahead HCBB at his 14 Sivan Night Activity! Is it really in Dnepr? Of course you can be sure that our photographer will be sneaking around. Stay tuned! Btw, Mad excited about the t-shirts! Hmmm, I think we're holding size 9-12 months. Please send your tax and money deductible donations today, tomorrow and the next day! Yeka4Ever! Even after marriage, and a kid, and... I wish there were smaller letters, so i could keep on talking without getting into too much trouble. Anyhow, Halt Shtark, and enjoy that place while you can. I'm getting all teary-eyed. I can't see the screen anymore, things are getting fuzzy, everything's going dark, the world is coming down. Oh, whoops, my wife is telling me it's past my bedtime, and should stop sleeping at the computer. G'night everybody, Chassidsky Chalomois. Reveille in a few hours. Spokoynoy Nochi!