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Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Ukrainian president Victor Yushchenko is negotiating with the Yeka authorities to change campsites from the relaxing Bella Nova to the Chernobyl area for the upcoming summer. Our sources say that Mr. Yushchenko who is known to express a deep love for the Yeka family is believed to have said “that I believe a move to the great city of Chernobyl would blow up overall size of camp by atomic proportions”. The Chernobyl area is known to raise immensely the skill of soccer, capture the counselor, KGB , due to the excess arms and legs that begin to grow after spending some time their . Mr. Yushchenko is also reported having said that a move to Chernobyl would greatly improve the quality of food in camp since the chernobyl area is known for its large sized produce as well for the ability to keep food hot at all times. He is quoted of saying as well “that there are great trips around the area like reactor climbing that would definitely add a new dimension to camp. The Chernobyl area is known for being the birthplace for Yeka legend Sumaschechi Phil.

Mr. Yushchenko and the Yeka Authorities could not be reached for comment.

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