A Big Mazal Tov To Daniel Ovcherenko On his Bar-Mitzva
Brooklyn
Greetings and blessings,
In response to your informing me of your reaching the age of mitzvos,
May it be the will of Hashem that you should grow from the age of 13 for mitzvos to the age of 15 etc., as in the ruling of the Mishnah (Avos Ch. 5), and you should increase with great diligence your study of Torah, both Toras HaNigleh and Toras HaChassidus and you should keep the mitzvos in a beautiful manner, and Hashem should grant you success to be a Chassid, G-d fearing and a Lamdan.
With blessing
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Breaking News
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that
Ukrainian president Victor Yushchenko is negotiating with the Yeka authorities to change campsites from the relaxing Bella Nova to the Chernobyl area for the upcoming summer. Our sources say that Mr. Yushchenko who is known to express a deep
love for the Yeka family is believed to have said “that I believe a move to the great city of Chernobyl would blow up overall size of camp by atomic proportions”. The Chernobyl area is known to raise immensely the skill of soccer, capture the counselor, KGB , due to the excess arms and legs that begin to grow after spending some time their . Mr. Yushchenko is also reported having said that a move to Chernobyl would greatly improve the quality of food in camp 
since the chernobyl area is known for its large sized produce as well for the ability to keep food hot at all times. He is quoted of saying as well “that there are great trips around the area like reactor climbing that would definitely add a new dimension to camp. The Chernobyl area is known for being the birthplace for Yeka legend Sumaschechi Phil.
Mr. Yushchenko and the Yeka Authorities could not be reached for comment.
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Call your Campers!!!
Somewhere in the middle of some dark cold dirty alley in Ukraine lives a boy who for the week of Pesach was loved and cared about,for the first time in his life. For that week he got hot delicious meals rather than some cold rotten fish. For the week had someone who asked him “what's wrong”, instead of just beating him and telling him to shut up and go out again to beg for some more vodka. On Pesach he was inspired about judaism, Saying Moideh ani… He enjoyed putting on yarmulka and tzitzis,he loved to daven! All he needs is some T.L.C. Keep the warm spirit of Yeka alive within him!
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Mazal Tov Another One Bites the Dust!
We all here in Yeka Wish YPHC Liebel and *&^%$# a Binyan adie ad and much chassidishe nachas from the kids.......(to be)! G-d willing have the wedding with the Rebbe in jerusalem!
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Smashing Success in Pesach Camp
Camp was a smashing success with 2 circumcisions and lots of inspired kids. The 30 staff spent the ten days of pesach camp 5767 in a luxurious communist camp site on the west end of the dniper river in dniproderzhinsk. There was great mesiras nefesh on the staffs part, to give the kids a wonderful and religious pesach experience, one that was well met by there well nurtured lubavicher family styled sdorim and inspiring farbrangens. Trips to the rebbes old house as well as a ferry, bowling, pi-knick, snooker and pool the kids realy had a good time. Thank you very much to all those that made this happen.
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